Name That Tune
Okay…who out there knew Sarah Palin was such a big Van Halen fan and didn’t tell me?
I really don’t want to get caught up in all that is Sarah Palin but I ran across something today that cracked me up and I just had to share.
Now, before I laugh in public about the name someone gave their kid let me say a few things.
1. Smack my hand because I know…you shouldn’t make fun of people’s names.
2. I’ve been saddled with the name Tammy. It’s horrible. I know. It doesn’t help that there are a whole series of movies about “Tammy,” the bayou girl with a thick twang that’s cute and always manages to win the heart of the rich guy who starts out seeing her as a novelty only to fall madly in love with her. That did NOT happen to me, by the way, with the rich guy although there are many similarities to my plain ole' life in those films. And it also doesn’t help that Tammy Faye and Tammy Wynette are the other “famous” Tammy’s either. So I have some experience in being given a horrible name.
3. Regardless, I still have to share this.
So when we were first introduced to Palin we heard Trig, Willow, Bristol, Piper and Track. I admit…I chuckled a bit and thought ‘someone’s Mama watched a little too much ‘Bold and the Beautiful’ back in the day.’ You know ‘Bold and the Beautiful’ the soap opera where Storm, Ridge, Brooke, Thorne and Ambrosia live.
But people do that to their kids these days. Be it a nature oriented name, one with 2 apostrophes in it or one spelled all phonetically like Leeayh for Leah.
Okay. Whatever.
It’s no different than my Mama thinking “Tammy” was a good idea back in the day. She didn’t realize the trend really wouldn’t be so cute 30 years later when her daughter was looking for a job or wishing she had a better answer than “no it’s just Tammy” when people asked what it was ‘short’ for. Bless her heart…she meant well.
All that said, I resisted the initial urge to blog about those names but I couldn’t resist doing a little research today after I received an article about Palin where her youngest kid’s name—his whole name was in there: Trig Paxton Van Palin.
What? Van Palin. I thought…this can’t be real. So I googled it. Which took me to Van Halen’s official website where they said they learned Palin was such a Van Halen fan she paid homage to them in her son’s name. They linked me to a Wired News piece by AP writers that said as much. (For the record, like Heart, Van Halen doesn't want McCain/Palin using their music).
So there it was…all over the internet for all to see: Trig Paxton Van Palin.
You know, there was a time when David and I thought Rhiannon would have been a cool name for a girl. Luckily that was when we had one too many while watching “The Dance” back in 1997. By the time our daughter came along in 2005 we had a sobered a bit and didn’t seriously consider that. Thank the Lord.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I like Van Halen. David and I have had the David Lee Roth/Sammy Hagar argument many times. Not to mention I grew up a heartbeat away from being a gun toting, deer hunting, NASCAR loving gal myself so I have no problem with Palin's lifestyle and I appreciate a person’s right to name their kid whatever the hell they want to. So don’t rip me a new one or say I’m partisan because I’m laughing.
Take from it what you will. I just laughed so hard I about choked on my diet coke. I’ve picked up the local birth announcements and saw where someone named their daughter “Harley Davidson Smith.” It’s Spartanburg and I laughed then too. But, this is the ‘could be’ president of the United States of America and she named her kid after Van Halen and that is a damn hoot and hell…while there are some that will be all 'what the #%$*'? there will be some that will vote for her just for that.
But, hey I guess you might as well Jump because it’s looking more and more like that is exactly what the GOP has done.
At least she didn't name him Eddie Van Palin. God only knows what that would have done for 'em.
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on 11 Sep 2008 at 8:29 am # Pee Paw
I’ve always been intrigued by the comings and goings of the popularity of children’s names. I haven’t met many Tammys who are now happy with their names. And, I couldn’t bring myself to name my daughter after my grandmother, Fannie. But, I think once all the investigative reporters have done their jobs, we’ll learn that these names were chosen because it will be revealed that Gov. Palin has had a long-term, ongoing affair with Bruce Willis.
on 11 Sep 2008 at 9:02 am # tammy
hehe. My grandmother’s name was Clytie. Yep. Clytie. And OH how I loved her so. But I would never do that my daughter. Grandma would haunt me if I did.
on 11 Sep 2008 at 10:55 am # Peddler
“What s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” William Shakespeare from Romeo and Juliet.
Yes, we do try to give our children unique names to distinguish them from others or for sentimental reasons. For some, honoring our favorite band, entertainer, politician (now that’s sick), or song is the motivation behind dumb names like the ones coming from the 60s generation. Most changed their names when they were legally able to. Remember David Carradine and Barbara Hershey when they would take their naked son named “Freedom” to the Brown Derby? Wonder if Freedom still has his name or if he changed it? Wonder if he still goes to the Brown Derby naked? “Chastity” Bono? Frank Zappa hanging the labels “Moon Unit and Dweezil” on his kids? The Age of Aquarius did indeed leave it’s mark behind in more ways than one. A great play on first and last names goes to Rob Morrow who named his child “Tu”. Tu Morrow – get it?
My sister would never forgive me if she found out I let this out. My mother gave her the middle name of Arabella, which was a constant source of embarrassment during her formative years. After she married and moved to the frigid north country, her first official act was to legally change it to Ann. We still tease her at times.
Pee Paw, I think you may be right about the Bruce Willis thing.
Wait, what is that refrain from an old late night movie creeping back into my memory? It’s getting louder and louder! All right!!
“I hear the cottonwoods whisperin’ above……..” There goes my day!
on 11 Sep 2008 at 11:55 am # NotVeryBright
This was a really well-done piece. Made me smile more than once.
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on 11 Sep 2008 at 5:40 pm # Tammy
LOL. Had to post that last one. Those people are funny too. Said something like “its not that I’m questioning your patriotism…”
What would make the SC Conservative think I care what he thinks about me?